Lol

We had an indestructible moose sign near my highschool

Because moose > Car

we've never had anything like any of that around any of my schools here in Texas, even tho used to live in a fairly rural town

Unstoppable force meets immovable object

The battle of midway I guess

I don't have nitro, I had to compress it down

that's a bunch of different movies?

one of those scenes is from Battleship

@Bourbon in Gift Wrap I rather prefer mine.

@Kreia's Disciple the roof Koreans have the best one

We don't have Koreans here in MN, we have Hmong.

Same attitude though.

Give any Asian a gun, (liberals pending) and they will crush you with ambush tactics

Have you met private Smith?

He's our best border guard

Hey it’s wotjyek’s cousin

Yo there was a 14 month old baby and now hes disappeared without a trace

Tarrare sweatin in the corner

Cause he ate the baby

It is said that the second world war was won by British Intelligence, American Steel, and Russian Blood. But I posit that the entire Alliance would have been rendered superfluous had the ancestors of Peter the Great not subscribed to a doctrine of madness, penned by demons.

So I asked who Margaret Thatcher and what she did

And one of the things some one told me was that she screwed over the Scots, Irish and Welsh as part of the list of bad stuff she did

And I replied with, “no wonder the English love her”

@ThiccSpicyGenderRevealParty she also fucked over the working class brits. No one but the elite who didn't have to go into war loved her.

First president to be impeached twice and aquitted on both impeachments. Too funny

Hmm

So you're telling me that their elections were rigged, then?

As far as the scots go, they're a joke.

"We don't wish to be ruled from London anymore!"
"Ah, I see. You wish to be ruled from Brussel's instead."
"...Listen here you little shit!"

The Queen is scottish before English

So they need to take the crown with them legally.

The scottish are insufferable and hate the Brits for being British. As far as many Brits go, the scots can Simp for Brussels and take the Crown with them for all they care.

At least, that's the feeling I get from watching Carl Benjamin facepalming over the stupidity of the Scottish Independence Party.

I’m just gonna stay out of European politics right now

I get a big enough headache watching our own

The scottish have a right to independance. And they hate the British for centuries of racist laws, oppressive actions, and the British attempt to eradicate the Scots.