Carbon fiber? Tempered glass? Plexiglass. All legal

i have a knife with 'knuckles' in the handle

Carbon fiber is okay

I used to own some sick stone ones made out of white jade

Just can't be metal inder Canadian law

The carbon fiber ones really only work if your already hitting really fucking hard. Since there's really no added weight.

Yes

But it does protect the hand

So if you want to hide that you were in a fight...

If your worried about hiding it you probably shouldn't be fighting in the first place.

No

Because if they bring you in saying you were in a fist fight you can just say "No I wasnt, look at my knuckles."

Normally if they are asking me if I was in the fight its because all the evidence is on the pricks bloodied up face.

Kinda hard to deny it at that rate.

Yeah

But if you're in a fist fight they expect your fists to be scuffed up

Your knuckles being scuffed up or not really wouldn't matter if you win the fight. The proof will be on the other person.

Not wrong there

And the other person won't hesitate to identify you

Fair

But not always able to

Like if they were drunk

If you hurt them bad enough they won't

I dont know about you but I aint gonna roll over just to have someone take another crack at me when they get out

True enough

Btw how about oak knuckles?

They'd have to be thick

But Oak is a pretty sturdy wood

Especially when compared to human flesh

Not that sturdy tho

Australian Burloke is your best bet for wooden knuckles

It's wood is like iron.

Snakewood and Brazilian ebony also work

Nothing we cant solve without a lot of duck tape

That stock tho 🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩

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at least its just a bb gun

I have been on this planet a long time. Iv seen a lot of cringey and cancer inducing stuff. Nothing as much so as this...except of course...pineapple on pizza.