Get a 12 or 10 gauge with bird and buckshot.

Hang on, wrong name

Brown Bess

Brown Bess, ye

Black Bess is a specific tiger tank.

A brown bess is much too big for home defense for blackpowder.

Get a blackpowder revolver as they also don't require a licence and are much smaller.

if you get a big shotgun it will take the heck outta ur walls

Exactly

Can't be a home invader if there's no home left to invade

lol

You also want to make sure that fucker goes down when you shoot him.

I'm gonna need to find a holster that can hold a Buntline special

If I must get a black powder revolver, best go big

turn on some Marty Robbins

trust me if anyone gets hit with any shotgun they are n]done

Get a Griswold or a Colt New Army.

Not really

Y'talking to me?

410 is much too small

And yes

I'm talking to you.

Ubertis are also great.

I already got myself a model I'm looking to pick up

Which is?

Colt Navy but fuckoff

The compensator

No no

The Big Iron

Yes

Compensator

shut

A compensator is a Colt Dragoon with this done to it

Compensation

No no, THIS is compensation

You're still compensating

What if I get a standard-length Navy?

Might get an ivory grip or something

Isn't that a Polish guy?