My mom is looking at babies and she shoved me and said “you **better** give me some >:(“

I don’t know how to tell her <:KEK:795742276549607456>

You arent my dad ||wait your a girl. YOU ARENT MY MOM||

<:KEK:795742276549607456>

Alright fine

Oof

eh. she wont mind if you borrow one

its not like one of hers wont have some at some point

I said I’ll adopt one for her <:thinking:726878987837636698>

rent- a- baby <:Nervous_Monkey:797288817115267082>

Exactly she had seven for a reason lmao

Lol, this is the time you come out

She’ll get one out of someone

tell her what....

Or whatever that mpreg stuff that Iso was talking about earlier

I've got a rent a baby on discount, hes kind of broken but really sweet.

What are we talking about?

That I’m gay and she won’t get any bio babies out of me <:KEK:795742276549607456>

Honestly ive got no clue

She knows but she hasn’t accepted yet

uh oh

RIP mammy

seriously though, the kid goes up to strangers and kisses them, so you could get away with borrowing him

what did i just rread

I told her I’ll adopt one and she said “that’s fine I don’t care where it comes from just *give me one*”

I think we’re good <:KEK:795742276549607456>

he spent 2 years in the hospital and hes never met a stranger.

I’m waiting to get an oil change 😑

ugh.

that isnt fun

I don;t get it

is that a joke

i dont think its a joke

I’m already a month and a half overdue

are yous aying your a car or something

now, that made me giggle for another reason

I legit dont get it

sorry for being dumb

you get oil changes on a schedule usually

not everything here is inuendo

Lol