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That's just retarded I'm sorry

To fight childhood obesity

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Back acne, aka "Backne"??

Perhaps

Ok I put all of my cats there

My lemonade is delicious <:LeoDecaprio:768140752525852742>

Thank you

No problemo

So, make math take 10x as long because.. childhood obesity

Yes

They must really like making kids fat.

Yeah they kinda cut the gym budget for most schools

I think mine spend more time on a literal typing tutor atm than they do with math problems

And today they were outside tearing up the yard with a hand cultivator

They arent very efficient though. Lots of wasted energy

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It's better than them being on the couch all day

And one of them was sad about tearing up the "cute little friendly weeds"

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Ie: he wanted to lay in the grass and not weed the garden

Weed garden, eh

Which is fine, tbh, if more than one of them is working in the garden they start tearing out seedlings

Because I only have 2 eyes and they arent on stalks like a snail

How many prickers were slain?

What

These things

Too many

Ohhh potato thistle

Who calls them prickers

I just looked up an image for the prickly bastards

They start small on the ground then shoot up into a Devil's lettuce flower of sorts

Looks edible

My parents make tea with those

Eat it eat it eati it

Most of what we pulled was dandelions and grass

or add then to dumplings

And.. we ate the dandelions for dinner

what's **UP?**

Oooo dandelion tea