To help them feel right at home, even the weather is extending some Texas hospitality by knocking out power stations-- giving the former Californians a taste of the blackouts they're used to.


"Ah... just like old Gavin Newsom used to do back in Cali," said local resident Alice Muggins while lighting candles around the house. "I just wasn't used to having electrical power all the time and it felt really weird. Now, it feels a little more like home!"

how old is he

Who?

Gavin if he did not grow up with power

Happy Ash Wednesday!

people aren't freezing to death, they're dying of carbon monoxide poisoning because they think it's okay to run a gas powered generator or vehicle in an indoor area

that's not ok?

no

Ash Wednesday is the one day even people who are not to religious appear in church LOL although idk if many will show up this year

probably not

did they re-open churches in most places?

I believe so

can’t believe y’all removed me from some channels to defend myself fuck u crackers just fuck off

dagestan gaming

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Probably had the member role removed

F for american soul <:GoldenKek:797863764002209812>

Why 👀

you got cancelled

chad

Oh lmao

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I found the Gina Carano thing ironic

I barely know anything about her

Still found it funny

lol everything had to be an issue

*sigh

**h u m a n i t y**

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At least The Daily Wire has a new hire <:KekFull:802560939500503041>

<:Teeth:798301808996384828> my lib friends can probably see my status

You gonna see your friend count go down most likely lol

<:KEK:795742276549607456> that's why I'm ghosting them first

5D chess right there

They got into tiktok and other random things I don't care about so it's about time I left them anyway

Plus every time they talk they make me lose brain cells

I could probably prove my point with a screenshot rn

Find the biggest, best example in history 👀

This is... not even two dormant brain cells

The fuck?