Royalty had it's pros and ... cons

But then the world wars came along

Franz Ferdinand went and died like a bitch

WHOS that

don't notice the murder, he died like a bitch

Who’s

Kinda true though

just the man who precipitated the World Wars by his death

look him up

very important

the Archduke

He died like a bitch and gave the Germans all the reasons to get pouty and start world wars willy nilly

Next-in-line to be ruler for Austria-Hungary, who got yeeted by a Serbian nationalist

aye

Honestly franz really thought he could take a safe trip?

in an open cabriolet carriage

no less

JFK didn't learn either

some people think they're untouchable

Y'all know he got shot when his driver pulled up in front of his killer, on a wrong street

usually the people who think it are sorely mistaken, usually the real untouchables have no doubts about the fact they are

i.e. Billy Clinton

IKR

Yes

But my point still stands

we know for a fact he died like a bitch

and made the world a less pleasant place after his passing

I don't blame the germans, i blame Franz and his weak chin

It's a shame, because he was the proponent of reforms needed to make Austria-Hungary less shit

coulda took that bullet like a man

much like JFK and Trump: the establishment always finds a way to root out the "undesirables"

even with ol' Franz

he was just a circlejerk impeder

Franz died in 1914, who he would replace died in 1916

This isn't some rooting out I would imagine

it gave rise to a new German hobby and pastime: Declaring war on the world

His detractors saw Franz as an obstacle to further their fanatic causes

serbian explosiveness only just postponed for later

it was a balm on a gaping wound that is the european intestine wars

and they say white people are all the same: tell that to Kosovars 🙂

Lol