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I play competitive.. you?
Years ago I found an un-played Japanese Green Version Gen 1 for $5 at a used game store
If Trump was a pokemon, which one would he be?
Don't pick the ez one
Gumshoos
this cute boy from highschool used to play pokemon during class
Braviary that's the pick cuz Murica
Lol ez pick
huh
Saw a lefty talk about how Gumshoos was introduced into its region to remove dark pokemon (alolan rattata) and they thought that was just hilarious
Trump would be a shiny pidgeot
Mega
Since Sydney has been taken over
Jeb can now concentrate on invading the rest of his world
Turns out Obama's drone strikes can only slow them down, it's getting more inevitable by the second
Chineese forces have been devestated
They can't fight jeb and India at the same time
"please clap"
yea that's what started the war actually
I'm still surprised Biden said the N-word on tape and no news outlet is covering it
However, India has now been attacked by jeb now that jeb has completely taken over Australia
Like, just 2 days ago Biden's said the N-word...and not a peep...
And the video where he says it is still up
"It's just his stutter"
JEb decides to use emu stomach juice the Australians used to power their energy shield
Obama's drone strikes are useless, the jeb forces stream through Russia
I figure it's just a matter of time before Bidens Dementia really takes hold and he slips up towards Kamala or any congress member
The only good news is that Russia is huge, it will take a long time to reach western euorpe
nah bro in my canon Biden is dead
Basically
It's such a pretty sunny day. I don't like being at work
Biden forgot how to pass a bill so the US can't join the war effort
NATO is in disarray, Belgium is declared the new leader
Something needs to be done about South Africa
and Barron Trump convinces Biden to look away from Kamala for 2 seconds
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I just joined Bidencord lmao
Wait
There's a cord