Some website called "babylon bee"

texas needs to piss off California

well shit i just doxxed myself boys 😂

No I want to see Texas and California get in a fight

Babylon Bee isn’t real news

It’s a joke news

Its getting close to being real

we do every day 😉 führer abbot finally moved the statewide mask mandate

starting next week i believe

it's almost as real as cnn

Is abbot even a good governor

i need horseradish

eh he's *okay*

Oh

tbh one of the only things i like about him is that he wont let anyone touch our guns

anyone else know that one kid who watches anime and thinks they can win in any fight despite the fact they weigh about 2 lbs

but apart from that and prolly a few other things he's a rhino

and half of that is blue hair dye

Lot of people in this server watches anime

Hi

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Yeah but they dont think they can fight a dude twice their size who could bench them because they watched naruto

Oh

Anyone with a brain wouldn’t fall for that

anime is cringe

Yeah

I work on a ranch i swear I lift hay bales bigger than this kid

dude for real though 😂

Anyways last spring he tried to fight me and started punching me in the back and I didnt want to hit him back because surprise surprise hes trans and Id get in trouble

they learnt how to announce their every move before they take it and if they move really fast something might happen

also it didnt even hurt he was punching me in the shoulder and it felt like my little brother punching me

if he is a white then you victim of hate crime

How you know your side is winning

ALL REPUBLICAN LOL

Cant wait for it to rise you know it will were almost at 1/2

Yep

Were at 1/4

Kansas has a mandate, but literally nobody is enforcing it. Democratic governor in a overwelmingly republican voting population

So 17?

Idek how that’s possible for Kansas to do that

easy, the police are like "fuck you"