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my stepmom made good french toast

Any sentence that starts with my stepmom or my stepdad makes me sweat nervously now for some odd reason

This girl I saw at the park had a nice ass

guys

i have officially

come out of the closet

How long have you been locked in their?

Ew

I identify as an SS (superstraight) person

Ooo

Hot

I fully support you man it's hard being straight in 2021

yeah man i dont wanna date dudes with dicks saying they're women

That's gross

They're not even good booby traps because they don't have boobies

Or at least half of them don't

LMAO

Imagine going on a date with some chick

Then you take her to your place and she pulls out a sausage 2x yours

Embarrassing

yo i would actually be down if it werent for the fact i have absolutely no idea how DND works

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Go to bed

that aint no woman

Lol

You can usually tell by their voice

Or their height

Or if they had plastic surgery

Hi

Bye

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Heck

Or the hands

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Huh

why?

swag

That's pretty based man

yes