Lmfao

think of that little fuck rotten

in a mario costume

lol

What should happen when you run out of lives

That’s probably worse than the kid dying

The fact that his parents put him down to rest in a boss baby coffin until the kid literally becomes dust is a mega oof

Imagine grave robbers digging that shit up too

Are parents fucking retarded nowadays lmao

Yes

F

When I die I want my comrades to pour beer over my body

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@Gre Why beer of all things?

Fuck this shit

seriously

I can’t disagree as I use those words

@Jake

@Констaнтин

ANGRY WHITEY MAN HAVE BIG BIRD <:BasedAngry:472902431320047616>

During the race war, I will gather all the sacred texts of the fascist and satanic world view and put them inside a pitch-black tomb. Then I will kidnap girls between ages 6 and 8, cutting out their eyes and training them to wield swords until 14. After 6-8 years of living and training in the darkness, they will protect the books until 20 years of age. As the years go by, their sense of hearing and smell will become sharpened and they will know only the tomb. They will not survive on the surface.

that is the most retarded and hilarious plan I've ever heard

I hope it works out 😃

lol

Would being buried in a boss baby coffin condemn you to hell?

yes

it would

@Markus Felder There's also this.

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https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/001/150/338/86f.jpg

Big brain sheboon strikes again 🐵 '

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YAAS