trump impeached for raiding the white house fridge too often and eating mcconnel's fig newtons

mcconnell would eat fig newtons like an old fucking faggot

trump in his tighty whities ripping shit out of the fridge searching for a jar of mayo to eat with a ladle

at 3 a.m.

like obama didnt do that too

Nig Hootins

obama did that but with pickles

dnot ask me how I know this

the rrrRRRADICAL leffed...they don't want to see me eat this big, beautiful jar of mayo

I was gonna say a jar of michelle obama's cum but thats disgusting

blakc people do not like mayonnaise

obama did that but with michelle obama's cum

thats disgusting

whoever came up with that is a retard and a fool

mike obama

and theyrr efucking gross

i agree

and his ride or die barry

wait black people dont like mayo

isnt it on that one chick fil a burger

mayonnaise is fucking disgusting

Did Barack have Malik killed yet?

i hope so

nigga i'm right

if you dont shove a handfull of mayo in your mouth everyday you're not white

nigga you're brown

mayo str8 groace

welcome to the mayonnaise eaters hand in the jar pulling out gobs of mayonnaise eaters

also known as white people

now now now a garlic aioli type beat, okay, okay

damn niigguuh, mayonaise aint go no spices fr fr

but garlic aioli? that makes me juju on that beat

dont hate cause i keep it a buck on flayva

so this is...scatwoman

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