He gave me this weird box of beef and rice and I tipped him 1 dollar 67

I'm catching up on the chat

karagay

Never tip

Wtf is this extreme autism

Always tip

You can't not tip

did he gaze deep into your soul with his stone cold coin slot eyes and say "Philosopher like backed up toilet. Full of shit!" then disappear in a cloud of smoke

so true

You know who doesnt tip? Niggers and Jews.

Then call me Tyrone Shekelstein

He caught 10 flies out of the air with chopsticks, then he put the flies in my rice bowl

cus nigga i aint tipping

I never tip just so the smokin hot waitress babe spits in my lo mein

Tip

took me like 1 minute to figure out what that was

Why yes, I do tip the Pawg'd up single mom waitress. How could you tell?

Cus ur that desperate

thats who i dont tip

Did shawn leave the server lol

no

U finna get herpes from that waitress unless you tippin

hes still here

@Dragontackle my fav part of this thing was when he @ed you thinking you would back him up

Am I trippen?

@Sam Hyde He didnt know bro

you hate to see it!

whenever I pay the bill at the end of the process I look at the beautiful goddess serving me and say real out loud "And a tip for YOU, cutie pie!" then I tip my big silly indiana jones cowboy hat that I always wear

call us the magihomie line

@Sam Hyde you could get away with something similar with your iconic red cap

(maginot line)

when I saw real life waifu, I mean my Walther P22

No waifus because I dont love these hoes

so true brother

lol

why would I so much as look at a 3 dimensional woman not a single one will ever be a fraction as cute as Tsumugi Kotobuki

aspire to be guy on the right