i'll trust only because my iq is 3

The Virgin No-Investor: "I dunno about all those stock and crypto apps. Seems really risky. OH NO WHY CAN'T I MAKE AN ACCOUNT WHEN USE IS AT AN ALL TIME HIGH!!!!"

I SHOULDVE DONE THIS SHIT YESTERDAY BUT I WAS A PUSSY

If the powers that be weren’t so ass blasted over this I’d be less concerned

The Chad Penny Stock Shitter: "Ah, now to finally activate that trial of Robinhood gold."

The government has no rules to play by they could literally step in and just change the price of the stock

Wouldn’t at all put it past them to do this

Everyone that says sell before friday is a fed

Is it to late to buy

Redpill me

Its gonna keep growing, even if it isnt by a lot

I'd say its gonna double realistically, but it might reach 1000

i ain't got $ to my name rn so excuse me for being antsy

woefully bagless

@a dim goon sup nigga

hey :P

just hangin out

https://twitter.com/PdxInteractive/status/1354479428588494852?s=19

they call me "the guy who hangs out"

Hang out with your wang out?

rawkin out with my cawk out yknow what I'm talkin about dude

hey @Lying2women what did the poop say to the pee

@a dim goon do u hang out with lil kids

erm, no? wtf

@Lying2women bought shoes

me too @Sam Hyde

@PC-88 why did you try and add my as a friend

who are you

check DMs

What?

you copped those doc martens ready to stomp around in your big old boots arent you chris

@Tiberius A guy with a PHD in gay

What kind?

ignore him he's just some freak he keeps PMing me asking to see pictures of my penis and my balls and my asshole

@Lying2women

I bought Reebok’s recently but they were too small so I gave them to my sis

Literally those exact ones

Woag

wow

i got docs

what size you get