and the cops I could have sworn one said yes sir ok sir

nah you went from being so retarded you couldn't even read and 3 hours later you're sober and awake
fuck off @TheRealKaivik
explain your larp there must be a good joke behind this

@TinkerTom w8wok

i dont larp

i just drink

im a warning

I believe you you're really epic

Sounds madeup to me

I was honestly expecting to hear gunshots or like a loud thud or him screaming AAAAAAAAAAAAAH! MY SHOULDER! STOP!

you have a huge dick and everyone loves you

i do

and they do

slightly

i have a half pihnt of vodka left

nice

so 2 inches

chug chug bitches

@TheRealKaivik you have such a huge dick and you totally got drunk

dude its his diet, no carbs, when I'd do no carb and drink I'd get psychotic drunk energetic

even if it were straight vodka

tom your ego is built on fragile glass and I can't wait to see it shatter

its like the alcohol goes through your system on no carb and it hits you hard

i like Tom... he's just this side of crazy

Tom is a weirdo, I'm up against the fence with him

epic I can't wait for the downfall

Tungsten biatches

Tom isnt that weird tbh

tell us about it before you kill yourself

@TinkerTom dude, you know I wouldn't want anything bad to happen to you, and this is going to end bad bad

ill never kill myself..,..... i leave that for the cops

like you in a basement getting tortured bad

you slept on the floor and ate cold beans

@TinkerTom ever had an ego death?

chug chug... vodka's gone

@TinkerTom just don;t be surprised when she flips on you tells him he gave me the drugs

and I didn't know what I was doing

Sure lmao

I bet this guy couldnt even down a shot glass

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lel

she was engaged to be married so the fact that you can trust this whore to tell right from left is testament to your delusion