Message from @Flat Earth PhD

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2019-11-22 19:56:19 UTC  

well thats........comforting

2019-11-22 19:56:28 UTC  

😬

2019-11-22 19:56:40 UTC  

ah, I'm sure you'll be fine!

2019-11-22 19:56:42 UTC  

well...if you guys don't hear from for a few days.....call the cops

2019-11-22 19:56:48 UTC  

lol

2019-11-22 19:56:55 UTC  

I could literally die in my flat and nobody would know for months

2019-11-22 19:57:06 UTC  

the flats here are literally hermetically sealed

2019-11-22 19:57:21 UTC  

the Swiss do value quiet

2019-11-22 19:57:38 UTC  

oh wow, really?

2019-11-22 19:57:46 UTC  

it is mandatory that you vent your flat every day. twice in fact I think

2019-11-22 19:58:15 UTC  

does anyone ever suffocate in their flat??

2019-11-22 19:58:15 UTC  

yeah windows/doors are super high quality, double pane, perfect seals

2019-11-22 19:58:34 UTC  

I haven't heard of it. but I did have a neighbor that died and wasn't discovered for over 3 weeks

2019-11-22 19:58:50 UTC  

yikes

2019-11-22 19:58:51 UTC  

but thats also due to the fact that people aren't so.....close here

2019-11-22 19:59:06 UTC  

In my last flat we had 8 tenants in the building. Never met a single one 🙂

2019-11-22 19:59:10 UTC  

over 3years

2019-11-22 19:59:15 UTC  

didn't know anyone's name

2019-11-22 19:59:44 UTC  

I bet that behavior's probably true for most places.

2019-11-22 20:00:08 UTC  

it's weird here

2019-11-22 20:00:38 UTC  

the analogy we were taught in "cultural awarenes training" when I moved here was... Americans are like peaches. swiss are like coconuts

2019-11-22 20:00:41 UTC  

The earth is a cube. Minecraft taught me this.

2019-11-22 20:00:59 UTC  

well it could be actually! we only know the surface is flat

2019-11-22 20:01:21 UTC  

no clue about the rest so...I cannot argue against a cube at the moment 😂

2019-11-22 20:02:36 UTC  

but my personal hypothesis is that we are the flat spot on the magic 8 ball

2019-11-22 20:02:49 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/484516084846952451/647527428130078761/Game-Ridley_s-Mystic-8-Ball3_large.jpg

2019-11-22 20:03:02 UTC  

with a little dome on top

2019-11-22 20:04:07 UTC  

I think they made this toy to drop a hint. but I am the only person in history to figure it out

2019-11-22 20:04:31 UTC  

working on the paper now. just need to find the right journal. will shoot for Nature first.

2019-11-22 20:06:30 UTC  

No, Nasa got pictures, of a dome, the earth is half a ball, we are on the flat part of it.

2019-11-22 20:07:19 UTC  

right! I concur

2019-11-22 20:07:35 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/484516084846952451/647528627100975115/flat_earth_image.jpg

2019-11-22 20:08:04 UTC  

just thought it would so cool to be sitting on the 8-ball. I miss that toy.....it made decision making so much easier

2019-11-22 20:44:05 UTC  

Hello Flat Eathers

2019-11-22 21:02:54 UTC  

Hello

2019-11-22 21:20:05 UTC  

Imagine thinking the earth is flat lmao

2019-11-22 21:21:18 UTC  

Yeah, imagine looking at direct measurements 😂

2019-11-22 21:21:25 UTC  

And all of the evidence of NASA lying

2019-11-22 21:21:32 UTC  

Who would think such a thing?

2019-11-22 21:39:53 UTC  

I meet tbh being on a flat part of an 8-ball shaped object make more sense then a lot of stuff I have heard tbh