his time machine works on my theory

oh, i didn't read that one

well his theory i just came to the same conclusion

i just but the peaces together

Lol

Aliens: *plans invading earth for over a million years*
The common flu: ***get nae' naed cúnt***

I don't think that's how it works

yeahh...

Aliens don't exist

depends

uni-celular aliens do

Only illegal aliens

hello

what about Elon

basing this on the 2002 version of the time machine i havent seen the 1960s version

isn't he from mars

https://c8.alamy.com/comp/PNKFJ5/prod-db-warner-bros-dreamworks-dr-la-machine-a-explorer-le-temps-the-time-machine-de-simon-wells-2002-usa-avec-guy-pearce-science-fiction-daprs-loeuvre-de-hg-wells-PNKFJ5.jpg

aliens would likely juat die when they get here and they have the same chirality of dna as us

Elon's a shipwrecked alien that's trying to get back home

are u kidding me?

That guy looks like two different people combined into one

Idk which two

But he does

he reminds me of doctor

Who?

:^)

exactly

doctor

elon is human

but doctor who?

elon is alien

so produce a time field you can time travel

https://www.universetoday.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/01/CXo2XEgWMAAjzOW.png-large.jpg globe earth proof

@GustavGarlicBread jokes mate, do you understand them?

I'd like to time travel

har har

Back to when I was a child

And tell my younger self to not go onto the internet when you're 12

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@Lee Lushy

you cant do that