I have

Chickens are birds

-df creationism

**creationism**: The idea that two centuries of consistent scientific data by thousands of logical minds is wrong and that Earth and life were not created by a causal chain of events but by an infinitely knowing, loving and powerful--yet seemingly indecisive and possibly bipolar--deity in less than a week. Its strongest argument is its [compelling] assertion that if you don't believe in it, you'll go to Hell with everyone [Jerry Falwell] finds personally distasteful and you'll all roast for eternity while demons [gangrape] you with white-hot tridents.
*[Jack Chick] said science is just as evil as Catholics and Jews, [and that's] why [I believe] in creationism.*
*(<http://creationism.urbanup.com/588170>)* *9 more results*

Thank you urban dictionary

SE:"you keep going to evolution so i think you think thats your strongpoint"
guy:"evolution isn't my strongpoint, my strongpoint is i have a personal relationship with god"

Hes getting wrecked

-df evolution

**evolution**: How your [pokemon] [change] at certain [levels]!
*"My [Charamander] got to level 16 and [evolved] into [Charmeleon]!"

"That's evolution"*
*(<http://evolution.urbanup.com/6361647>)* *9 more results*

<:lul:484994724118134784>

I believe in that evolution ngl

SE:"i don't believe in hell"
guy:"if i didn't believe in police officers that would be ridiculous"

-df hell

**Hell**: [School].
*[School] is [hell].*
*(<http://hell.urbanup.com/9881711>)* *9 more results*

Lol

I believe in school

How can you not believe in school

thats one of the deffinitions the oracle gave that i may actually agree with

<:lul:484994724118134784>

Also im so gonna get muted for misuse of the bot

Calling it now

Anyways

How long is dat flipping interview

-df pepe

**Pepe**: The most Beautiful [frog] in the World. He was there [for me] when [no one] else was.
*[Man] I [really] [love] Pepe*
*(<http://pepe.urbanup.com/8643362>)* *9 more results*

36 mins

It has been more than 36 minutes tho

i stopped a few times

Was it so cringy

yes

Rip

-df rip

**RIP**: Used to [indicate] that a [plan] or idea has [fallen] through.
*Example 1.
Person A: "Hey man, are we [going to the mall] today?"
Person B: "Nahh, it's my [grandma's] birthday so my family wants me to come to see her."
Person A: "Dammit."
Person C: "rip"

Example 2.
Person A: "Yo, we gunna make those [grilled cheese] sandwiches?"
Person B: "Ahh we could have but I forgot the cheese."
Person A: "rip"*
*(<http://rip.urbanup.com/9165955>)* *9 more results*

Thank you urban dictionary

So when are you going on the street to interview strangers?

in alaska?

Ye

Or just move

ya id definitly be outside in -10 below weather talking to people

You need to sacrifices dude

To spread the truth