Message from @esgee

Discord ID: 281956196385030144


2017-02-17 01:09:46 UTC  

Like one of the Onahole things

2017-02-17 01:09:52 UTC  

But filled with Gallium

2017-02-17 01:10:00 UTC  

it would be a good electric masterbater

2017-02-17 01:10:05 UTC  

Shocking.

2017-02-17 01:10:12 UTC  

it would be very wet

2017-02-17 01:10:16 UTC  

and shocking

2017-02-17 01:10:43 UTC  

basically it would melt as soon as your dick touched it

2017-02-17 01:10:49 UTC  

so it would self lubricate

2017-02-17 01:11:04 UTC  

it actually sounds like a great idea lol

2017-02-17 01:11:09 UTC  

5 years from now with SG95
>Be SG95
>Be With Girl
"I am wetter than Gallium in your palms"

2017-02-17 01:11:32 UTC  

NUT

2017-02-17 01:11:49 UTC  

wetter than my custom gallium maturbator

2017-02-17 01:11:57 UTC  

FUND IT

2017-02-17 01:12:12 UTC  

Bust a nut

2017-02-17 01:12:15 UTC  

We could sell it the the /r9k/ crowd

2017-02-17 01:12:25 UTC  

or /sci/

2017-02-17 01:12:50 UTC  

/sci/ never gave me a straight answer on how the fuck is it so fucking warm right now

2017-02-17 01:12:54 UTC  

It is 70ish

2017-02-17 01:12:58 UTC  

IN COLORADO

2017-02-17 01:13:10 UTC  

i dont know shit about colorado

2017-02-17 01:13:15 UTC  

im in florida

2017-02-17 01:13:28 UTC  

I have been to Florida once

2017-02-17 01:13:41 UTC  

its too hot here

2017-02-17 01:13:58 UTC  

Nah, that is because you there there <3333

2017-02-17 01:14:04 UTC  

(No Homo)

2017-02-17 01:14:12 UTC  

(PENCE PUT THAT DOWN)

2017-02-17 01:14:36 UTC  

Mike "battery acid to make you flacid" Pence

2017-02-17 01:14:58 UTC  

Mike "Explore his cave and You'll dig your grave" Pence

2017-02-17 01:15:45 UTC  

Mike "fag grenade at the fag parade" Pence

2017-02-17 01:16:02 UTC  

frag*

2017-02-17 01:16:04 UTC  

JUST

2017-02-17 01:16:14 UTC  

Mike "Homo Medicine from Thomas Edison" Pence

2017-02-17 01:16:27 UTC  

>Fag Grenade

2017-02-17 01:16:40 UTC  

PENCE ISN'T SUPPOSED TO SPREAD FAGGOTRY

2017-02-17 01:16:44 UTC  

SHAME

2017-02-17 01:17:11 UTC  

thats Europe's job

2017-02-17 01:17:19 UTC  

Well it won't be for long

2017-02-17 01:17:40 UTC  

Muslims hate fags more than Pence does

2017-02-17 01:17:53 UTC  

true

2017-02-17 01:18:22 UTC  

So Californians near the Dam are allowed back home to grab Belongings

2017-02-17 01:18:27 UTC  

BREAK DAM!