Message from @Dust

Discord ID: 588250931456638976


2019-06-12 05:56:38 UTC  

you don't kill the big bad

2019-06-12 05:56:56 UTC  

like you try to, but paizo gave him plot power

2019-06-12 05:58:18 UTC  

lol, I hope his plot power accounts for close to a thousand hitpoint damage in one round

2019-06-12 05:58:33 UTC  

because if our kingmaker campaign is anything to go by

2019-06-12 05:58:55 UTC  

we're going to be obscene by the end

2019-06-12 06:05:25 UTC  

@Dust is fey bitch alive?

2019-06-12 06:05:43 UTC  

she is right now

2019-06-12 06:05:48 UTC  

but not for much longer

2019-06-12 06:12:10 UTC  

@Dust not gonna give her a chance for surrender?

2019-06-12 06:12:50 UTC  

surrender? <:GWcorbinTopKek:384871333705678868>

2019-06-12 06:13:56 UTC  

I coup de grace'd an npc that would have helped us build our kingdom in the staglord camp

2019-06-12 06:14:33 UTC  

akiros?

2019-06-12 06:14:46 UTC  

lol why

2019-06-12 06:14:53 UTC  

he was asleep and had a big sword

2019-06-12 06:15:04 UTC  

I didn't know that he wasn't a bad guy lol

2019-06-12 06:16:50 UTC  

murder first, wait for GM to explain why we shouldn't have murdered later

2019-06-12 06:18:00 UTC  

🤦

2019-06-12 06:18:03 UTC  

I pity the dm

2019-06-12 06:18:08 UTC  

even though he's a cuck

2019-06-12 06:18:48 UTC  

lol why?

2019-06-12 06:19:11 UTC  

the dude was in a bandit fort, sleeping in the same room as the staglord, we had no reason to believe he wasn't bad

2019-06-12 06:22:03 UTC  

Sounds like the kingmaker game

2019-06-12 06:25:59 UTC  

@Dust do the rest of your party also like to stab things to death?

2019-06-12 06:27:38 UTC  

sure

2019-06-12 06:28:09 UTC  

do you guys not like using words?

2019-06-12 06:28:25 UTC  

of course we use words

2019-06-12 06:28:36 UTC  

but when words fail, shit gets stabbed

2019-06-12 07:14:51 UTC  

Words to live by. But be careful. That's how you end up with mini-mes

2019-06-12 07:25:02 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/473695205418205194/588267504455909396/unknown.png

2019-06-12 07:25:30 UTC  

Dont bomb the japs

2019-06-12 07:25:38 UTC  

for reference, the party is currently in a japanese inspired land

2019-06-12 07:26:51 UTC  

lolo how would one do a nuke mechanically

2019-06-12 07:27:12 UTC  

I'm a kineticist, I can throw blasts like candy

2019-06-12 07:27:24 UTC  

also we got a buncha casters

2019-06-12 07:27:27 UTC  

yeah but it would need like a several mile radius

2019-06-12 07:27:37 UTC  

and holy fuckton of metamagic

2019-06-12 07:27:41 UTC  

and we got an explsovies loving alchemist

2019-06-12 07:27:43 UTC  

500d6

2019-06-12 07:43:06 UTC  

Nuke em twice and get waifus in the game

2019-06-12 07:49:52 UTC  

in world explanation of how catfolk were created

2019-06-12 19:18:35 UTC