you'd do best going to a barber

and showing him this pic

bruv i want that one

^

@jigantie Ah yes, the "displaced squirrel"

@jigantie go to barber and ask how to maintain it after getting the cut lol

I'll have you know that I'm not going to be a good thing to do so I view it as a good thing for the people who are you know what you are doing and what you are doing and what you are doing in your own life you know what you mean

That message reminds me of a smack head's nonsensical mumblings

my hair laughs at the product when i try to slick it back

@Ondsinet whenever i see someone with shaved sides instead of the fade i call it "the paintbrush"

@jigantie have your barber trim it down to 2 or 3 inches so youre not combing back the amazon rainforest

Also it depends on the gel you use

A timeless look is slick it back with a part, or the "Crooked Politician" look

@Max uwu go to sleep faggot

leave him be zoo tycoons the shit

nah it's all about super animal royale

Link the steam page for that? <:kek:590371888480387073>

part of the problem is that it has to be longer in order to slick it back. Also I use suavecito which is a pomade.

Isnt that an elvis crespo song?

2 or 3 inches is fine unless youve got anglo hair

i got the anglo hair

also no steam page BUT the people who did planet coaster are making a new game called planet zoo

so my life is gonna be on hold for a few weeks once that gets out

@jigantie comb and gel

You’ll figure it out

@Duke of Mecklenburg is that the Alamo?

@zoopokemon post it here

Okay fine I will

eh fuck it ill give it the college try

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/451918871914348557/634305942053191701/1WmCqze.png

https://store.steampowered.com/app/703080/Planet_Zoo/

Thats what i said, just wing it ez

If it doesnt work, worst case ontario you wash out $2 worth of gel

My hairstyle is a domesticated cowlick though so I’m probably more used to wrangling hair

Pollacks have greasy straight hair

If i dont shower for a day, its pre gelled

<:kek:590371888480387073>

Just a reminder to save the bees

you mean the minecraft ones?

well Greta have said we need windmills so the bees have to go