dont eat the snails

youve never had pizza?

^

or pasta

i once ate pizza for lunch for an entire year

it was worth

i used to make the best pizza you can get in this town

This is british food dear boy

it puts hairs on your chest

and ruins your teeth

i jest, or do i?

that's the beer

ale*

too much acid, get it without the mari

american pizza sauce is disgusting

i use something specific, and i refuse to use anything else

most are

ill give you that

but when you find a good slice of pizza, god its worth

my fav was this old local chain called "Celestino's Pizza" NYC style, very fresh, tomatos for sauce, no paste

``Tomato Magicka``

yall niggas smack talking pizza?

nah

nah, just have highly refined taste buds

and i'm a professional

also sandwiches are English

real homemade pizza is where its at

okay its obvious that ive tried all the ones that are fast food here

^

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/John_Montagu,_4th_Earl_of_Sandwich

i said *many*

Earl of Sandwich

as in there are many ive never tried

pizza hut *used* to be great

pizza hut

more like pizza butt

pizza *cunt*

thick crust pizza is gross

nothing wrong with eating a little ass here and there

their quality has dropped off sharply

Papa Johns however