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https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/John_Montagu,_4th_Earl_of_Sandwich

i said *many*

Earl of Sandwich

as in there are many ive never tried

pizza hut *used* to be great

pizza hut

more like pizza butt

pizza *cunt*

thick crust pizza is gross

nothing wrong with eating a little ass here and there

their quality has dropped off sharply

Papa Johns however

traditional pizza is thin crust

i love thicc pizza

i wont touch anything from a chain

even mountain mikes?

well arent you an elitist

but locals here are unimpressive

not everyone has a personal chef

i really gaurantee i made the best product in this town

the way their pepperoni curls into little grease bowls, to capture the grease, and you can drink it straight

The trick is to be your own personal chef

you seem to be sure of it, i'll give you benefit of doubt on best pizza in town

i never claimed it til people said it to me

have you ever had pigeon

it isn't grease, its oil from the cheese cooking off

no

no

i dont eat birds

except chickens and turkeys

it sounds gamey

Chicken?

and salmon

people who complain about greasy pizza miss the point

i refuse to eat a crow

That’s not a bird

it flys

that counts

have you seen those fuckers jump?

Salmon isnt a bird lol