Chicken?

and salmon

people who complain about greasy pizza miss the point

i refuse to eat a crow

That’s not a bird

it flys

that counts

have you seen those fuckers jump?

Salmon isnt a bird lol

jumping makes you a bird?

yes

And hey, greasy pizza on an empty stomach is bad

too high

this is why they call shaq the big bird

or so my hoodlum friends say

SHAQ is the man

go to france they eat snails and frogs

i can do that at the local chinese buffet

go to china they eat dogs

SHAQ does not fly, the nigga reach up and he win

and get a free cocharoach

yum

you've probably eaten a cockroach before

nah man

nah

especially if youve had a Mcdonalds

It's likely

oh fuk

true

oh well

you would notice a roach

its a delicussy

in madagascar

It would be minced into the beef

i only eat McD's on days where antifa has set them on fire

oh i never had their burgers

only mcflurries

and chicken nuggets

a holy place

I dont eat icecream

u missing out