Message from @GloriousLaserChicken

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2018-07-05 04:53:49 UTC  

true

2018-07-05 04:53:56 UTC  

@Fitzydog sounds lovely

2018-07-05 04:53:57 UTC  

Holy fuck who would willingly move to ND

2018-07-05 04:54:03 UTC  

lol

2018-07-05 04:54:21 UTC  

i would give it a try

2018-07-05 04:54:29 UTC  

Meth users looking for cheap houses move to North Dakota

2018-07-05 04:54:35 UTC  

i bet

2018-07-05 04:54:36 UTC  

The only place that’s awful that I would consider moving to is Alaska

2018-07-05 04:54:47 UTC  

They pay you like $2k a year to live there

2018-07-05 04:54:51 UTC  

Lived there for 3 years.

Best fucking place on earth.

2018-07-05 04:54:53 UTC  

sunshine 24/7 for months

2018-07-05 04:55:00 UTC  

it would drive me crazy

2018-07-05 04:55:03 UTC  

My grandmother has a house in Detroit, so that's the only third-world shithole I'd ever have to go to

2018-07-05 04:55:17 UTC  

stayed there for a month in 2006 and it actually wasn't too bad

2018-07-05 04:55:18 UTC  

never been to detroit

2018-07-05 04:55:18 UTC  

Since everyone in the state gets dividend money from the state’s oil company.

2018-07-05 04:55:25 UTC  

Or something like that

2018-07-05 04:55:40 UTC  

which will diminish over time @Christopher

2018-07-05 04:55:52 UTC  

it would

2018-07-05 04:56:04 UTC  

then they will have to find alternatives

2018-07-05 04:56:24 UTC  

and they certainly wont be giving dividends that time, I bet

2018-07-05 04:56:25 UTC  

lol

2018-07-05 04:57:08 UTC  

The Alaska state constitution stipulates that all natural resources are state porperty, and any extraction of it has to be compensated.

2018-07-05 04:57:58 UTC  

so if you catch rainwater on your property, since it's a natural resource, it's not yours and you have to pay the government for it?

2018-07-05 04:58:22 UTC  

No, because there's no desert in Alaska

2018-07-05 04:58:25 UTC  

or if you have solar panels on your house?

2018-07-05 04:58:31 UTC  

Pretty sure that’s not allowed. The federal law is that your private property extends to the center of the Earth and infinitely upward.

2018-07-05 04:58:46 UTC  

Negative

2018-07-05 04:58:54 UTC  

You might not own the mineral rights

2018-07-05 05:00:01 UTC  

So no sale of property in Alaska is fee-simple?

2018-07-05 05:00:14 UTC  

I have trouble believing that.

2018-07-05 05:00:17 UTC  

Alaska sounds fucked

2018-07-05 05:00:25 UTC  

But if it’s true, FUCK THAT

2018-07-05 05:00:29 UTC  

Mineral rights are very complicated, even in your state

2018-07-05 05:01:45 UTC  

some laws have it seperated from land use

2018-07-05 05:01:53 UTC  

Anyways, all of this is overly complicated wordiness. It's essentially a corporate tax on oil and timber sales

2018-07-05 05:02:02 UTC  

They aren’t too complicated, though. You can sell the mineral rights to your property but keep the land itself and stuff like that, but in Cali, at least we have fee-simple property, meaning we have absolute right to it to the center of the Earth and infinitely upward.

2018-07-05 05:02:10 UTC  

ya

2018-07-05 05:03:44 UTC  

What's more fucked are the Native Corporations.

2018-07-05 05:03:59 UTC  

What’s a Native Corporation?

2018-07-05 05:05:24 UTC  

Instead of a tribe with a reservation of land, there are 13 corporations formed from the tribal membership/geneology, and the people are 'employees' who take advangtage of the affirmative action laws on US military and gov't contracts