Message from @PurpleFyrus

Discord ID: 464539587184951316


2018-07-05 21:06:47 UTC  

I gotta keep on keeping on

2018-07-05 21:06:55 UTC  

be back at my next break

2018-07-05 21:08:45 UTC  

is it wrong to want to throw spikes down for the guy on a motorbike who hoons past here every morning at 7am

2018-07-05 21:09:19 UTC  

Yeah, that's illegal

2018-07-05 21:09:35 UTC  

what about fish line across the road?

2018-07-05 21:09:40 UTC  

Lol you're not the first guy to try that

2018-07-05 21:10:01 UTC  

i just need 3-4 good sized caltrops

2018-07-05 21:10:30 UTC  

put them just around the corner

2018-07-05 21:11:55 UTC  

I'm watching the Manhattan Panel video.

This Latino comedian/progressive guy is kind of retarded.

2018-07-05 21:12:13 UTC  

send link?

2018-07-05 21:12:22 UTC  

@Over.9000.Pepes potholes are not illegal

2018-07-05 21:12:33 UTC  

👌

2018-07-05 21:12:56 UTC  

Gotta think outside the box

2018-07-05 21:13:16 UTC  

i dont want to inconvienience other drivers though

2018-07-05 21:13:26 UTC  

Fill it back up

2018-07-05 21:13:30 UTC  

After damage is done

2018-07-05 21:13:30 UTC  

@Fitzydog Im watching that too

2018-07-05 21:13:40 UTC  

Fill it with dead cane toads

2018-07-05 21:13:53 UTC  

You have plenty of those lying around

2018-07-05 21:14:16 UTC  

O.o make a pot hole and cover it with painted black sheet

2018-07-05 21:14:28 UTC  

But thats evidence

2018-07-05 21:14:39 UTC  

Gotta make it look natural

2018-07-05 21:14:40 UTC  

so is the shovel i used

2018-07-05 21:14:50 UTC  

U dont use a shovel

2018-07-05 21:14:57 UTC  

U use explosives

2018-07-05 21:15:04 UTC  

Or a jack hammer

2018-07-05 21:15:10 UTC  

.....

2018-07-05 21:15:20 UTC  

You use a concrete saw, you ignorant fucks

2018-07-05 21:15:25 UTC  

Gun powder is super cheap and easy to buy

2018-07-05 21:15:33 UTC  

too loud still

2018-07-05 21:15:38 UTC  

Meh

2018-07-05 21:15:42 UTC  

Earplugs

2018-07-05 21:16:03 UTC  

Just use your penis to excavate

2018-07-05 21:16:05 UTC  

It's easy

2018-07-05 21:16:13 UTC  

Not if u have micro penis

2018-07-05 21:16:18 UTC  

at least with spikes/spikestrip can lay it out, fuck his shit up then pull the strip away before anyone is wiser

2018-07-05 21:16:45 UTC  

i mean too loud it will draw attention to me

2018-07-05 21:17:50 UTC  

@PurpleFyrus I prefer mini wienie

2018-07-05 21:18:06 UTC  

Gay

2018-07-05 21:18:32 UTC  

Extra gay

2018-07-05 21:18:33 UTC  

U prefer mini wienie