How many strawmen can someone make in one post?

This is a rogue state

@Puma The big bad evil Russia you've been sold, is a strawman itself.

most of the time russiens wants "normality" so the storers have food that dont cost an arm and a leg and an opportunity to travel about

@Puma are talking about my comment?

lmao

@Dewalt not you, just this guy that thinks I hate Russians, and who doesn't understand many things

I'm fucking sick of being made fun of for masturbating.

I mean what the hell is the big deal about sex?

If they would just stop trying to absorb their neighbouring countries

You're just sticking your dick in a mushy slab of meat, big fucking whoop.

I wasted my entire senior year doing that, and all I wasn't even allowed to put the fucking work experience on my CV.

Then there's the limitations.

You're living in a 1980s nuclear holocaust dream state dude

"oh, I'm too hot!"

"I had a rough day!"

lmao

"It hurts big brother!"

can you actually respond to an argument that I made?

There's always a good excuse for everyone to bitch and moan, and nothing ever comes out of it.

girls can have their dildos and vibration eggs and etc etc, but a flehlight makes u a creep

And that's not even taking into consideration the fucking charade we go through for ten minutes of miserable sex, and the fucking fortune you have to drop for flowers, dinner, sleeping pills, chocolates, etc...

well tell nato to stop absorb the nations close to russia

And don't get me started about that 'intimacy' bullshit.

You're rubbing against each other, like a pair of brain-dead orangutangs, and you expect me to think it's romantic?

If I knew all it would take for people to accept some gross, sweaty, mess was to come up with a sappy adjective, I might have actually showered for English class.

No, in the end masturbation is everything sex isn't.

@Puma Your argument is non existent. You think Russia is a bigger and worse threat than they actually are, and turning a blind eye to bigger problems.

It's fun

It's relaxing

lmao\

and I don't have to move and change my name everytime I'm done.

Nato doesnt absorb as much as they help them not be absorbed

It's everything I wanted, and I don't think I'm ever going back.

you're just fucking wasting my time aren't you

@Puma Is lmao the only thing you can type?

So if you're like me

@stickysoap buy a nice classy whore for an hour and she will rock your world

a conventionally attractive but non-athletic person with poor eyesight, who hasn't taken any self defence courses and doesn't live near any sort of law enforcement, PM me your address, and together, we can start making a difference.

the ukrane was joining nato while still having the biggest russian naval base. in the 80 it had been seen as all out war

Before I defecate... I prefer to ingest things which give me gas... then I spend a good deal of time holding in that gas... thus building pressure... I then use that gas in conjunction with my sphincter muscle and their combined pneumatic capabilities to blow the fecal matter out of my anus at a remarkably fast and explosive rate... thus leaving my asscrack and gooch regions free from fecal residue...