Instead of Chad taking Stacy out to a restaurant,

only to leave her the bill and abandon her that very same night to coitally engage with Veronica,

they will be subjected to sublime culinary delights,

tender strips selected from the finest breed of Poultry your normie brain could not even begin to comprehend,

personelly delivered to my safe haven beneath my mother’s residence,

paid for in currency I am earned by doing simple, gentlemenly duties for my beloved Matriarch.

And she will euphorically enjoy her meal as I give her the foot massage she had craved for so long,

a simple pleasure denied by the very selfish and obsolete mind of Chad.

So you see,

Well, it was nice guys. Seems the mods can't ban people enough these days.

the next time you seek to inquire if our movement is mere “satire”,

you may wish to simply stop.

Just stop,

and instead of mocking us Gamers,

perhaps try, as futile as it may be, to engage in intelligent discussion to the level of our satisfaction.

Because you see,

their time is coming.

The age of the Chad is over.

The age of the Gamers is upon us.

Gamers Rise Up.

This guy

I get him

His plight his struggle

Gamers rise up

The gamer revolution

@M4Gunner People that need a fucking banhammer for gaming the rank system posting copypasta

*ban everyone i dont like*

@LumpyAcidFish This isn't 4chan

fun game

count how many times the word faggot or degenerate is used

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaand GO!

I tried adding an 👌🏿 emote to that it wont work

you are too powerful for my black hands

I know that a lot of people want to catch em' all,

Clear violations of rule 4 abound in here

but my job is a much bigger challenge.

It is my goal

to masturbate to all 807 Pokemon

there is 807 now?

damn

plain and simple