I know enough Spanish to get myself killed

isn't

Cabrone.

vato with a white look on your face enough?

me too

vodka

i know just enough German to servive

ayy! dos cervezas, por favor?

how to order food, how to ask directions, ect

lol

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/411353402505691146/478600012125700108/image.jpg

Donkyshone mine frunden

Ikh hab in gertes deutch

Donkey chains?? Who the fuck do you think you're talking to?

Donkashun
Soubds more like tonka than donkey

are you guys trying to type danke schön?

@Goblin_Slayer_Floki Danke schoen*

Its always sounded close enough for me to make that joke

Thats the fucking joke you twit @Mips

i dont have the special characters on my phone

dunkey shun

sure ya do. hold down a character

@Banks=Gay you twat, you don't joke about the german language

no fun is allowed in Germany

Ill joke about whatever goddamn language I want. Especially worse English

German is literally English-3

Objectively worse

but, english is german.

and some piglatin

.

and some swedish

We made it better. Now we can talk without sounding fucking pissed all the time.

ombudsman, best word for you internationals ever I know

>when people say English isn't a romance language

English is Dutch + French

how?

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it's easier for me to understand Dutch than german

Anglos arnt dutch and neither were saxon wtf

Language family wise its closer in grammar and syntax

They just both mixsd with romance languages enough to sound similar