Play some DnD in the after life. Those fuckers would probably start coming up with new games to play.

The 72 virgins are all incels

Not the worst way to spend an eternity.

Well, mostly.

Probably

YAY video games in heaven sounds like a good plan

:3

But they roll a mean D20

then i can do nothing and play games all day

You don't see Buddhists and Hindus in Nepal/Tibet cutting peoples heads off do you?

Or Eastern Orthodox Tajiks?

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But you go to Afghanistan/Pakistan and all hell breaks loose...

ummmmm hello

i am from Pakistan

lols

kek

Why'd you leave?

Time for a smoke, be back soon, don't make too many jokes, I don't want to die laughing as soon as I get back.

hmmmmmm oki doki

doki doki literature club that is muahauahaua

it is dark game despite its anime waifus

gimme moar anime wiafus pls

What was wrong with Pakistan? Did they kick you out?

nope i am still in it boys

:3

Oh, even more terrifying.

hmmmm OwO i get the feeling oyu want me to come over there for a sleep over

UwU yes i would like that

then we can tell each other stories and watch scary movies and stuff

You've got your own women and goats to rape. Don't be coming here for ours

or play some mortal kombat

hmmmmmmmm

what goats?

Aww, too poor for goats?

i like mine roasted

nom nom

i nom on the goats

pls no lewd ma goats

they is coot but annoying AF

so we nom nom

:3