Why does Apu have blue hair?

We have to make sure that we spread the word to all nations of this Earth, of the one true God, and deal with infidels accordingly

The one true God is Zeus

And Thor is his Son-in-law

yeah my lizard zeus

bow down

The one true God is Ted Danson

@mmmmmmmmmmmmmmm Dafuq is your pfp

@AsianMessiah Hmm, isn't it strange that the Greeks thought that monotheism was the spiritually superior religious position?

a snapshot of some league of legends video

'professionally' made

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZpJaECJe1sg

Greeks were faggots

who cares what they thought

@Fitzydog Dafuq, no they didnt

See?

They were poly-theists

Proof! XD

yeah zeus was the boss god

@AsianMessiah Yes, they did? That's common knowledge, study your history.

poseidon?

You study your history

Hades?

Xerxes?

Ares?

Heracles?

Jesus Christ?

The Hellenistic period during the Jewish Roman wars

So why did you say "Greek" in general

Because they were Greeks in Greece, who used to be polytheists, and were converting to judism and christianity

But how was anyone supposed to know what u meant?

cause their king did and if thtey didn't they were killed kek

Theism is gay anyways

Converting to Judaism, kek

If you knew a damn thing about early Christianity, you'd know better

Atheism is where its at

👌

M'lady

tfw work 7 days in a row and get executed

tfw think about hot girl down the street and get executed