I fucking hate Toad. Why does that little fucking cunt even have a place in the Mario universe? He's a good for nothing useless prick who always lets his princess get kidnapped and his little useless little shit self does nothing except let a plumber do all the hard work. Also what's with that stupid fucking mushroom on his head? I hope it's a fungal parasite that's slowly killing him, because he of all people fucking deserves it. But do you know where this motherfucker is his worst? Where he has to constantly remind of you of his useless worthless existence? Where he likes to rub his horrible and awful existence into your face? Mariokart. That's right. You read it correctly. Fucking Mariokart. He will show up to your race in the smallest fucking car and will do everything to ruin your fucking life. And the item box gods decide to grant him with the most useful items at the right times, so that's funny that you think you're going to finish first in that race. Because he will blessed with a fucking red shell and he will use it on you and you will finish fucking 7th. That little motherfucker is more than likely cheating, knowing him. He will take all of the glory of your hard work from once you get red shelled, and what does he do once he passes you? He smiles and waves. That little cunt has the audacity to fucking smile and wave. And worst of all, he does this fucking awful drive by laugh that will haunt you in your fucking nightmares. If you dont hate Toad after reading this, you're fucking braindead. Fuck toad and all stands for. I hope he gets thrown away in a dungeon in bowser's castle and gets the key thrown in fucking lava. Fuck toad like seriously FUCK TOAD I FUCKING HATE HIM SO FUCKING MUCH. AND IN CASE YOU DIDNT READ IT ALL, FUCK TOAD.
