My kid got possessed and fucked the dog again

Da,n

Damn*

We should pray for your child carl

These dam phones, gettin on me nerves aint it

This fake covid stuff cant stop my kid from going holy

The masks I came breathe in them

We’re going to wal mart later to but fat free milk

*cant

My kids aren’t allowed to drink chocolate milk, it comes from BLACK cows

🙄

These vaccines with computer chips in them

I read that on Facebook today

It must be true then

Omg are you in that covid is fake Facebook group to?

Mhm

Obviously

I stopped vaccinating my children years ago

This covid stuff is crap

God will protect me

I just posted my new tractors on Facebook today

Aint she’s beautiful

Oh I don't know much about tractors all I know is how to make good food 🥰

She's gorgeous 😋

She’s a pretty one aint she

🤪 🤪

So pretty

Tractors make me yeehaw jingle 😩😍

My truck always reminds me to pray that god created this earth

God created straights not gays🙏

Gays are the human embodiment of Satan

I heard, that women who eat avocados while pregnant make their kids gay

When I knock up me wife I’ll make sure to make it so she ain’t never gon have avocados again

It was adam and eve not adam and steve 🙄

Yeah 🙄

Like no wonder god made it so snakes couldn’t have arms

They should’ve taken away his ability to speak

That damn snake

It made it so my kid fucks the dog ever night

I might have to put this devil dog down