jokes on you my mother is only slightly overweight

I'm going to change all your water to heavy water.

I will find you.

I will hook up your water mains to barrels.

You will drink the heavy water.

i prefer heavy water, i dont like to feel soft

Drink a cup of pure heavy water.

Legit, I will buy you some.

what will happen to me?

Seeing as how it's used in older reactors to slow down escaping neutrons, either for generating power or refining nuclear warheads...

It's not radioactive, mind you.

what does it do to a human body?

In small quantities? Nothing. In fact, regular drinking water has it.

Just nothing pure.

But in a greater quantity? It causes your cells to stop working.

how come?

Irr if you drink only heavy water you get kidney failure

Your cells cannot process Deuterium.

haha

Which heavy water has another isotope of over normal water.

In fact, the reason you can die from water toxicity is because of Deuterium.

i thought it was because it diluted your blood

No.

oh

You need electrolytes to properly move Deuterium.

To filter it.

You see, normal water has hydrogen.

Heavy water has Deuterium.

Put it like thjs.

Heavy water is bigger on a mass level.

Your cells literally can't do anything with it.

https://www.scientificamerican.com/article/strange-but-true-drinking-too-much-water-can-kill/

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hyponatremia

there is a chance of dying from too much water that doesnt seem to have anything to do with "Deuterium"

I am back and I will sip all of the waters

The water is. Mine now

Ok cause you asked nicely

I've found that i cant drink as much Gatorade as i can water, Gatorade makes my stomach feel full faster

is it the electrolytes

maybe that's it