If you think you know the truth, it is almost certain that you do not.

you claim your name is not a Minecraft reference

but it clearly is

It isn't.

more lies

It was a reference to Ender's Game.

The book not the movie.

Enderman Octanus

If that makes you happy, you degenerate French sympathizer.

I feel like @EnderOctanus is the kind of guy who would name himself "The Hegemon"

French sympathiser? yet more lies

If I were a Hegemon, then yeah, I would call myself that.

Because fuck.

Might as well flaunt what supreme power you hold.

Unfortunately, or fortunately for you fuckers, I am not a hegemon.

Your lives are secure. *For now.*

hegemon

Is that real

That makes me kinda mad ngl

i like boobs

also turtles

The Japanese may not be familiar with Greek lol

Me too, man. Me too.

it's actually called shaymin

but it's a hedgehog pokemon lolo

Nerd.

trolled

I didn't know the name of it until I googled "hedgehog pokemon" ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

I wanna buy Mordhau but my boss recently told me that my work schedule is "on a day by day basis, I'll call you."

So now I feel poor again.

sounds like you need to tell your boss to fuck off

And trying to find someplace that does forklift training is harder than I expected.

They do online bullshit. Cool. Like learning to drive a car online, who would trust that?

Went to a job fair, not one person wanted a copy of my resume, which I printed on resume paper to be impressive.

yeah, there's all sorts of online training I see for stuff that should be hands on

where do you live, ender?

It all seems like a scam. Louisiana.

ah, I'm in NC.

Baton Rouge. I'll dox myself.