we both know who's wearing the pants in the relationship

speaking of keto

duck is tasty af

seems it

@Fitzydog give up one: beer or beef

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For real, if I got that tick that makes you allergic to red meat, id' off myself

I'd give up beer before beef

wait that's a thing?

https://acaai.org/allergies/types/food-allergies/types-food-allergy/meat-allergy

@Fitzydog just don't go to the regions in red

Oh okay, that's fine

Wait, Missouri is listed

rip

Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck

I live in the red region

@Fitzydog poultry and fish doesn't satisfy your needs?

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I tried that once

Fuck that nonsense

you were craving for the flesh of cow and swine by the end of it?

🤠

fish is pretty good

like, sashimi and whatnot

and you can cook fish well

hell, there are times I'd rather have good sushi than red meat

rare times, but they happen

there is nothing quite like beef

@Fitzydog so what's your type? Cowgirls?

No

Salmon can be pretty good depending on your supplier

girls who work in construction?

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I can dig that

If she can run an excavator, she's my gal

kek

*dig* that

what if she's able to put you in a headlock?

😍

and fuck you like a bitch

It's a bonus if she's able to defend the house while I'm gone