heh, the harvard lampoon's anne frank spoof. <:shap:497652686603288576> <:triggered:382980748115968000>

@Fitzydog what do you hate more: roads or carbs

he a keto guy?

yes

I mean

keto seems okay

haven't tried it, except one time on accident

Hmm.... this is a great question

but I felt like crap, tried going on a hike with my friends but ended up having to tap out halfway through because I felt terrible

@Antiboom Go longer

guess I just hadn't been eating enough

keto is JBP approved

@Fitzydog not really an option with my school's food options

I mean, I suppose I could

oof

but I'd have to look into which dining common to go to

and there'd be like

You need to do like a month straight first

1-2 things I could eat

before what?

To be fully ketogenic

ah

I much rather date a keto girl than a vegan one

so does that mean a month of feeling like shit whenever I try to exercise?

@galesteppes At least you can take her to Sizzler

@galesteppes well, keto people generally exercise a lot and have low bf as far as I know

@Fitzydog keto girl dates a vegan guy, how long does it take for the vegan guy to stop being vegan

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Probably not very long

I mean, he is made of soy

we both know who's wearing the pants in the relationship

speaking of keto

duck is tasty af

seems it

@Fitzydog give up one: beer or beef

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For real, if I got that tick that makes you allergic to red meat, id' off myself

I'd give up beer before beef

wait that's a thing?

https://acaai.org/allergies/types/food-allergies/types-food-allergy/meat-allergy

@Fitzydog just don't go to the regions in red