So long as the Americans accept our oil, I think we can secede

Oh we will

I dunno, the the transatlantic pipeline got shut down hard.

That was for Albertan oil

Just build one south into Montana

So long as they have refineries, we'll be good

It all depends on the color of your oil

And money

If you bribe the right people

happy 4th watch your back canada one of these days we will repay you for the war of 1812 and turn you into the 51st state then england will become the 52nd

We burned down your White House, and we can do it again

Try it faggots

You won’t get past New York

Looks accurate

libs will burn down the white house for them

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We can buy some of your White Phosphorus and stealth bombers from the Saudis. They don't give a shit who the buyer is

Hah

Jokes on you

We don’t sell our stealth bombers

Hell, we don’t even sell the f-22 still

And it’s getting on 20 years old

The f-35 well sell though

Because it’s stealth tech is worse than the f-22s

F-22 still best plane

To be honest, Canada has a bad habit of buying sloppy seconds from you Americans

Because you guys can’t build your own ig

¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Tru

Come join us in the land of the feee

Or overthrow your gov

Bombardier flushed our tax dollars down the toilet, went bankrupt, and then we bailed them out.

And make yours freeer

What a fucking joke.

Basically adopt the American constitution+bill of rights but actually stick to it

Instead of shitting all over it with gun laws

Yeah, our charter of rights and freedoms is cucked so hard

JBP was crying from the belfry on that one

Only a matter of time before it's tested

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