Pardon me mlady, but mayhaps i could pleasure myself

Trying to make the other comedians as uncomfortable as possible

Its part of the routine, dont be a mouth breather who actually thinks he jerked off in a crowd and wasnt arrested and labelled a sex offender

Is there like a Shakespearean term for fapping? <:kek:590371888480387073>

Greasing the pole

Polishing thine richard

Richard?

Yn, richard =/= Dick

Why you gotta bring rick into this mess

English aint your first language, is it?

KEK

>English ain our first language is it

Got em

Judge not, lest ye be judged B)

Comparing my phones keyboard with his understanding of english

Good job lol

He who is without sin, let him cast the first stone

Or something

My English is fine idk what you're talking about

I'm not Scottish if that's what you mean

But it's not your native language

It is

I've just never heard the expression "polishing one's richard"

I don't think anyone has tbf

Makes sense to me

The shortening of Richard is Dick.

How tf

See? Non native speaker

I genuinely don't understand

If the shortening of Richard was Rick

That would make sense

It is as well

Dick isn't short for Richard.

It's a nickname

@Ondsinet In English it is

```In the days of writing everything by hand, Rich and Rick emerged as common nicknames for Richard, and apparently, people also used to like to come up with nicknames that rhyme. This gave rise to nicknames like Dick and Hick around the early Thirteenth Century, but unlike Hick, Dick continues to stick around today.```

Dickname?

@Fitzydog no it's a nickname

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