dapper gentleman

20th century popularity: Hitler > all lol

Battle trained goose <:pepe_eyes:378719408362881024>

bruh, i'll buy it for 399$

Just steal one from the park

no

they dont have the special mouth attribute

Beat him when he bites you, feed him when he doesnt

You buy the goose for 399

And offer its services for 3.99

ez moneys

All animals respond to positive/negative reinforcement

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didn't know birds had teeth

@Tero geese do

untitled goose game

I don't think all birds do

weird tbh

what are we going to do about the goose question @Son of Rome

They arent teeth, theyre just little protrusions to help it bite shi

geese evolved teeth because they're such bastards

@Tero slot it

Did you see a turtle's teeth tho?

mmmmm it bites

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i like the biting types

Fucking yikers

Getting bit by a goose <:pepehands:378719408367075333>

**humiliation**

Tbh just kys if that happens

They twist their heads when they clamp down

Needless to say we had stuffed goose for dindin

clamp down UwU

Some people die by getting pecked by chickens

I want to eat goose

hahahahahaha

oh w8 chicken, thought u said goose

chicken is yeah i guess

I hate geese so much I feel like it would taste even better

Chickens yeah

who dies from chickens smh