I mean, use a cup?

my hands are on the keyboard and my penis cannot aim itself towards my skull

what

therefore

your whole story falls apart

Look, just because you changed positions doesn't mean you were not doing so earlier.

like you're doing now

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succy succy on your own penis bro

that's what you like

No, later, where your sister at?

she's at Joe's place

Then send her after she's done.

yeah

you gotta talk to Joe first man

do you know him

joe, let me know when she's available.

he's not in here

she is never leaving my dungeon

Welp, guess he doesn't have a sister anymore. <:pepesad:281042039104077824>

joe mama @Scotty

forced

I'm not banging joe's mama.

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I respect joe.

https://tenor.com/view/pussy-nigga-bitch-psych-prank-gif-5214908

Your mother on the other hand, maybe more later.

after you're done pissing in your mouth maybe

Stop with the fantasy.

stop denying it

you like pissy pissy in your mouth

you like golden gate

you like the golden shower

Your the one with the fantasy to piss in a guy's mouth.

nah nigga

Pretty weird.

https://i.4cdn.org/pol/1569105582051.webm

I am generous enough to give you your gift

with my quality piss

which is more pristine than your genetic code

Look, I'm not kink shaming, but I'm not interested.