do you know that 2XL shirts are too fucking tight in the shoulders DN

my shoulders are fucking big

just get them shaved down

ahaaa

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I would totaly go trap if I wasn't built like a brick

@Punishedx2 Tinker Tom https://torontosun.com/news/world/it-worker-23-chops-off-his-penis-testicles-in-eunuch-bid its a canadian tradition

```

Trent Gates, 23, on the right, did a do-it-yourself castration and now feels freer without his penis and testicles. ```

Eunchs have to happen before puberty

and then you get fucking tall

no they don't

i dont know why

but if you get snippy before puberty

you grow to be super fucking tall

`He cut off his penis at his Washington apartment and then a year later removed his testicles in a North Carolina hotel room. A friend watched to make sure there were no medical complications.`

current day natural selection is weird

tfw no friend to make sure your pp cutting goes smoothly

DN

`The headshrinkers apparently declared him sane.`

@Punishedx2 Tinker Tom grinder > biker

what

no

Biker is health + armor

grinder is all health

no armor

you two can watch each other cut off your cock n balls

just shoot dudes

ok I dont give a shit about health with no armor

I want both

fucker

okay enjoy mediocrity

lol

@Spicy that article is fantastic

canadias finest

`However, his mother threw out his frozen penis which he left in the family freezer.`

Aw

>tfw mom found the penis bag

@Double Negative damn threw it out before he could fry it up

HOW DOES HE FUCKING PEE

painfully

catheter tube