Message from @Leaf me alone

Discord ID: 590048039943667753


2019-06-17 05:18:31 UTC  

take it to a vet

2019-06-17 05:18:40 UTC  

or a bird conservation

2019-06-17 05:19:00 UTC  

or a fucking shovel

2019-06-17 05:19:00 UTC  

Eat crow <:strawman:372034857099984897>

2019-06-17 05:19:10 UTC  

Become like Gordon

2019-06-17 05:19:19 UTC  

Uh

2019-06-17 05:19:23 UTC  

Don't eat crows

2019-06-17 05:19:26 UTC  

looking better

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/589950874902724658/590047837165846528/20190616191915_1.jpg

2019-06-17 05:19:32 UTC  

>he's relaxed
>dying on the ground with a broken wing

2019-06-17 05:19:37 UTC  

I wonder what crow tastes like

2019-06-17 05:19:40 UTC  

If it's good enough for the chinks

2019-06-17 05:19:44 UTC  

@Leaf me alone he's not in pain

2019-06-17 05:19:45 UTC  

<:strawman:372034857099984897>

2019-06-17 05:19:47 UTC  

he was never in pain

2019-06-17 05:19:52 UTC  

what the

2019-06-17 05:19:54 UTC  

how do you know

2019-06-17 05:19:58 UTC  

At a point, you have to do it

2019-06-17 05:20:00 UTC  

Trust me

2019-06-17 05:20:04 UTC  

Bird telepathy

2019-06-17 05:20:07 UTC  

ok leaf i guess old men dying in hospitals arent dying at peace either

2019-06-17 05:20:15 UTC  

@Gordon Frohman no they aren't

2019-06-17 05:20:20 UTC  

tinker tom: bird whisperer

2019-06-17 05:20:21 UTC  

😒

2019-06-17 05:20:24 UTC  

Tom is well versed in bird law

2019-06-17 05:20:37 UTC  

because the only time he ever made a noise was when I went to feed him, he'd squeek and then open up his mouth, and for most of the time, he moved around without wincing

2019-06-17 05:20:41 UTC  

dying old people usually don't have broken bones

2019-06-17 05:20:47 UTC  

old men dying in hospitals often go other places to die

2019-06-17 05:20:51 UTC  

but they do have failing organs

2019-06-17 05:20:56 UTC  

Unless they fall

2019-06-17 05:20:56 UTC  

and they're in a relaxed environment

2019-06-17 05:20:58 UTC  

and other bodily problems

2019-06-17 05:21:25 UTC  

and Toms lawn is not a hospital

2019-06-17 05:21:28 UTC  

bro if I was old and dying in the middle of a field with predators everywhere

2019-06-17 05:21:38 UTC  

i would be worried

2019-06-17 05:22:03 UTC  

Especially sexual predators

2019-06-17 05:22:11 UTC  

he's in a fence

2019-06-17 05:22:15 UTC  

the call was coming from inside toms house

2019-06-17 05:22:26 UTC  

But who was phone?

2019-06-17 05:22:28 UTC  

@Gordon Frohman he's sleeping now

2019-06-17 05:22:30 UTC  

birb

2019-06-17 05:22:37 UTC  

:O