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>heres an award for never missing or being late to work

Loser

thats gay

i bullied

the kids with the perfect

attendance

my dad got an award for working for like 30 years in the same company

They did give me 10 hours of pay

bruh moment couldnt bully a fly

i bully

Which was decent

you

daily

Ngl

elliot

didn't miss a class last trimester

lmao

gay

breaking news: elliot isnt funny

wait let me go see

my missed classes

lol i skipped class today

ive missed

24 days

looool

Apperently every month they choose 3 people with perfect attendance and give them 10 hours of pay

lol i was late from class today

I had no idea till they handed me a certificate

And were like

okay good job kirk

"3 months not one miss or late"

I was like

Time to call out

kirk did this 2 me once

i have 80 marks

aesthetic as fuck