Message from @᛫⁚ ⃟ ⃠˷⸎⦚

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2019-10-18 17:18:53 UTC  

lifeguards around the world now being tought to not save drowning niggers

2019-10-18 17:19:00 UTC  

perhaps... but in the heat of the moment all the white dude was thinking was "i can be a hero!"

2019-10-18 17:19:04 UTC  

Remove the image option in <#542422566732824622>.

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2019-10-18 17:19:05 UTC  

He died for a good cause

2019-10-18 17:19:11 UTC  

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2019-10-18 17:19:48 UTC  

which is why non trained ppl are told NOT to try to rescue drowning ppl up close

2019-10-18 17:20:16 UTC  

seems like a bad idea

2019-10-18 17:20:22 UTC  

it is

2019-10-18 17:20:30 UTC  

escpecially if that person is bgger than you

2019-10-18 17:21:24 UTC  

i had ALL the training and i was still nervous about going after that dude... we're trained that if the person is THAT dangerous to the guard we're supposed to wait for them to pass out then rescucitate

2019-10-18 17:21:45 UTC  

i didnt

2019-10-18 17:21:59 UTC  

when i pulled him up his face was blue his lips were almost black

2019-10-18 17:22:24 UTC  

the long shuddering breath he draw when his head came above water is something i'll never forget

2019-10-18 17:22:52 UTC  

he still sends me birthday and xmas cards

2019-10-18 17:23:09 UTC  

his limo company gave me a stretch lincoln for 3 days for prom

2019-10-18 17:24:31 UTC  

mail him a snorkel

2019-10-18 17:25:35 UTC  

i invited him scuba diving the next summer... he politely declined LOL

2019-10-18 17:26:04 UTC  

but the great lakes are kinda shitty for diving

2019-10-18 17:26:36 UTC  

more like shitty lakes

2019-10-18 17:27:16 UTC  

the shitty lakes are kinda great for diving

2019-10-18 17:27:35 UTC  

nice n brown

2019-10-18 17:28:28 UTC  

they arent brown ... just cloudy

2019-10-18 17:28:43 UTC  

you can only see about 40 ft

2019-10-18 17:28:56 UTC  

and they're FUCKING COLD

2019-10-18 17:29:15 UTC  

i much prefer diving in the gulf of mexico

2019-10-18 17:35:43 UTC  

who wants to see some gross shit lmao

2019-10-18 17:35:43 UTC  
2019-10-18 17:36:08 UTC  

ok smoothskin

2019-10-18 17:36:31 UTC  

@once repost

2019-10-18 17:36:36 UTC  

scroll up

2019-10-18 17:46:19 UTC  

that ones better

2019-10-18 17:47:10 UTC  

ive never had much luck with buffalo products

2019-10-18 17:49:32 UTC  

hmmmm ebic

2019-10-18 17:49:54 UTC  

i just want one for local film and tv show storage

2019-10-18 17:50:08 UTC  

you'd be suprised how many shows and films i wanna watch that i have to pirate

2019-10-18 17:56:59 UTC  

the average pot head

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2019-10-18 17:57:32 UTC  

yes