AHAHAHAHHA

boring boomer

sell me your sheckels

stay classy biz

I pity the fool

its true though, they're not in my house, got them in a safe deposit box at the bank lol

one big ass gold chain

that's real ghetto

do you mumble rap?

I don't wear them, stop being jelly

pick me up in your limo

like patrick bateman when he picks up the street whore

don't put me in your pret a porte bag

I have some video tapes I need to return

my business card is better than yours <:dabler:401044511809077249>

I need to make a new one anyway

let me touch your valentino couture suit <:pepesmug:281041251749462016>

tfw actually owned a valentino suit

and you believe it, one day some a'hole at a dot con said nice suit, where did you get it from Today's Man?

*touch*

and I was like nah, Barney's and it's a Valentino, opened the suit jacket to show the inner tag :^)

and just stared at him and was thinking I want to keep punching him in the head repeatedly till red slush comes out of his ears nose and mouth, then gouge his eyes out

you're better off with an axe and a raincoat

or piano wire and some gloves

make it look like he asphyxiated himself in the bathroom at work diddling himself with a dragon ...

https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1180990908000559104

holy shit, that u6 unemployment though, jesus christ

here's your recession, u6 at 6.5 & 6.9 lol

50yr lowest unemployment, wages increasing too

they'll just bail wall st out anyways

how is main street fucking up anyway?

hopefully xmas is banging like it was last year

people aren't scared to spend for their fams

https://twitter.com/lovebooalways/status/1181008543991750657

Why did pol go from undying Trump supporters to hate Trump

because trump didnt deliver on any of his promises

he delivered on plenty though, record unemployment, record growth in the economy and stock market

the Chinese are trying to ride 2020 out in hopes Trump loses and then pay off the democrats to once again rape the US.