would have lost all the weight

Right but even know literally every doctor will tell you that would kil you in a week

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ikr?

my doc is convinced im going to drop dead anyday

he has me come in every 2 months for a checkup

he cant believe my numbers

>start with a hot dog from the takeaway on the corner of the rue GayLussac; further down, he would have a slice of pizza or a kebab. At McDonald's on the Boulevard Saint-Germain,
he'd stuff himself with cheeseburgers washed down with coke or a banana milkshake before staggering down the rue de la Harpe to fuiish off with some Arab pastries.

and im an alcoholic

bruh Why am I fat?

I have a perfectly healthy diet my doctor told me so

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no shit eh?

>His diet quickly settled into a nutritious trip down the Boulevard Saint-Michel.

i eat what my ancestors ate when times were good... meat

I think when most zoomers take the RedPill is when they are trying to get laid and realise everything they have been told about love is a lie

love is a short term chemical reation... devotion is what comes when the love wears off

@TheRealKaivik Cringe atheist take

What is life but a bunch of chemical reactions am I right fellow redditors

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aethiest? no, just science

i'm agnostic... i dont know if there is a god or gods or if we live in a simulation or a multiverse

faith is a gift i have yet to recieve

but i dont specifically disbelieve

just make your own religion up like I did

this

i was a Pastafarian for a while

the Flying Spaghgetti Monster sounded as reasonable as Christ when i was younger

now i see Christ thru the lens of JBP

as an example of how to be

not the literal son of god

@TheRealKaivik Bruh What's consciousness but a bunch of links in your brain

Where does consciousness start?

I dunno

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set phasers to cringe

Modern sciene is cringe

you should read Karl Pribham theory of the hologramic mind

maybe the real cringe was the friends we made along the way

or Michael Gazzaniga

ive read a tonne of books on neuroscience