Message from @auk

Discord ID: 576133762413494302


2019-05-09 19:48:27 UTC  

I think my dog has cancer

2019-05-09 19:48:30 UTC  

colgate fresh farts

2019-05-09 19:48:38 UTC  

Do you remember to spit? @bignigbarry

2019-05-09 19:48:40 UTC  

@bignigbarry do u stick the brush up your ass also

2019-05-09 19:48:40 UTC  

You smell like shit

2019-05-09 19:48:47 UTC  

^

2019-05-09 19:48:50 UTC  

Fuck

2019-05-09 19:48:53 UTC  

They sell perfume for the anus

2019-05-09 19:48:53 UTC  

yes you stupid idiot how else would i get squeaky clean

2019-05-09 19:48:54 UTC  

it'sa thing

2019-05-09 19:49:05 UTC  

so when you fart it smells like roses

2019-05-09 19:49:05 UTC  

Link some for Kirk

2019-05-09 19:49:17 UTC  

My anus makes it's own perfume

2019-05-09 19:49:23 UTC  

lmao

2019-05-09 19:49:26 UTC  

@auk buy some ass perfume

2019-05-09 19:49:39 UTC  

honestly pheremones are the best perfume

2019-05-09 19:49:47 UTC  

thats why i only wash my balls onec a week

2019-05-09 19:49:47 UTC  

ok

2019-05-09 19:49:50 UTC  

ok

2019-05-09 19:49:52 UTC  

disgusting

2019-05-09 19:49:53 UTC  

anal gland secretions are a powerful aphrodisiac

2019-05-09 19:49:53 UTC  

Your an omega male

2019-05-09 19:49:58 UTC  

LOL

2019-05-09 19:49:59 UTC  

STOP

2019-05-09 19:50:04 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/575860971730632724/576133810899386398/1556920860633.webm

2019-05-09 19:50:09 UTC  

hey come smell my anal gland

2019-05-09 19:50:13 UTC  

Ok

2019-05-09 19:50:15 UTC  

gotta rub it on the carpet

2019-05-09 19:50:17 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/575860971730632724/576133862971932674/ljughg.png

2019-05-09 19:50:25 UTC  

rub it out

2019-05-09 19:50:28 UTC  

I’m gonna rub my poop on your walls

2019-05-09 19:50:30 UTC  

thats the pick up line my grandma used

2019-05-09 19:50:42 UTC  

So you’ll never be able to enter your house

2019-05-09 19:50:46 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/575860971730632724/576133985852194836/unknown.png

2019-05-09 19:50:48 UTC  

the way to a man's heart is through his stomach

2019-05-09 19:51:00 UTC  

so they say

2019-05-09 19:51:02 UTC  

@auk I go in through the ass

2019-05-09 19:51:13 UTC  

^

2019-05-09 19:51:14 UTC  

i mean it's 50/50 what they mean

2019-05-09 19:51:15 UTC  

👏😍

2019-05-09 19:51:20 UTC  

Was gonna write that