if u tell them directly theyll think ur attacking them. making it a vs. when they go on defense then they will never follow anything u say

some ppl be delusional n shet

and in denial

That approach makes sense. My old man was really direct growing up, but he was prior military and career law enforcement and I wonder if that didn't play a part in the way he spoke

u see that video? cop went to search ol dude

"That's my penis" -Black guy
"That's your penis" -Cop

where order is respected then direct confrontation is the best

them millennials tho

I never had an old man so I guess you can't understand me :/

boy stop whining and get thangs done. u aint got time to indulge in lost pheels

Makes sense. Also makes sense why that kind of discourse works well for me. I'd step outta line and he would make sure I didn't step out again lmao. He's an A+ dad, though.

I must induldge in the dark from which I was forged

stand up straight and do yo dam chores

In the dark is where my heart saw the most grief

Why do you see a problem, know a solution, and decide to just feel sorry?

xD

The solution seems close but in reality very distant

he says and does those things just for the pheels

do u not see this?

Have you tried to do anything about it?

the feels is the reason

Am I sick cuz I'm addicted to getting splifted?

what goes up must come down

@TheSatireGames I do, but I'm working on asking questions not ordering. It was one big pity party when he started talking about homosexual heart scars

xD

What the hell does "splifted" mean? You smoking pot, boy?

Spiff
Lifted

smoke on it

Portmanteaus are almost as gay as heart scars, homie

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I will say, though, that portmanteaus that form city names (i.e. Kanorado, Texarkana, Calexico, e.t.c.) are pretty rad

splifted means to be high lol

splifted is a verb bruh

no shit

or a state

😮

anybody can get high but can they be splifted...

The only state you're in if you're spliffted is the fallen state

ZINGER

I thought it was amusing, at least.

the fallen state indeed