Is the gorilla in the phonebook? Am I in the phonebook?

Battling me is like fighting a gorilla in a phonebook

notice the use of "like"

It's a simile

maybe it would be better if it was phone booth

u fucking simpleton

Your simile makes no sense

Is the gorilla in a phonebook?

Are we both in a phonebook?

IT's the nigga that bitches suck and sweat.

Faggots I buck and wet

Gay

Disrespect and imma break ya fucking neck

I'm known to put a cap in a duck face

I spray guns fuck mace

Outchea wylin

I'm a nut case from a rough place

Jlp raps better than you

JLP could kick a freestyle I'm sure

i ono he black n slow

Some niggas would still be virgins is crack never came out

hed bust out country

if**

Country is superior anyway

Gotta go pick up the pizza

I never beg for pussy like Keith Sweat

Who dat

I'm the nigga police hate in each state

u sure u aint smokin pot?

im drunk

nfl

holy shit

I just did the dumbest shit

you're not gonna believe this lmao

or will i

I was trying to say "nfl" into the comcast remote to watch the game

But instead i typed it

And instead of saying "nfl" I simply blowed when I pressed the microphone button

I think I just had a mini stroke

plz pray 4 the G